omg, is it bad I actually LOL’d to this!?
fuck-yeahpickuplines:
Harry Potter FTW<37.15.11
OMG! Its sooooo bad its good.
Fine….if you must.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. Stranger: the average number of strokes per minute is 9. Stranger: and since the average penis is 6 inches, …
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes.
Stranger: the average number of strokes per minute is 9.
Stranger: and since the average penis is 6 inches,
…
gobble gobble
I believe its a 50/50 chance, unless you got a rigged coin. ;)
Now THAT is a great pick-up line! :D
